March 2012
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Photoshop'd America w/o glasses
dizylizy:
Dug this up from waaaay back in my blog. Decided I wanted it back on my blog again. (Yes, I edited all these myself. Yes, I use my time in the animation lab wisely)
And have a Canada too!
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I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
how sweet that would be o.O
a romantic story
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And they lived happily ever after.
thefunniestpost!
My current situation
DAMN HOMEWORK D’x<
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Types of Anime Characters:
hitachiintwins:
Bishonen:
Dirty Old Man:
Tsundere:
Ninja Hero:
Crossdresser:
Aloof Big Brother:
Delinquent Hero:
School Idol:
High School Student with a Double Life:
The Shrimp:
The Hero’s Bitches:
Daddy’s Boy:
Swag Master:
White-Haired Pretty Boy:
Sex God:
The Useless Main Character:
The Cutest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet:
The...
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America: Facial Expressions
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I'm sorry, Ven.
soldierdreams:
losttmypieces:
eternalflameviii:
Or maybe I’m not.
So beautiful~
OH MY GOD
asdfghjkl !
Not bad… O.O
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Food
fuckyeahamurica:
mallamun:
cassiesarecool:
ihateshoes:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have...
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Egypt's birthday today! 2/29 :3 Pisces!
hetastrology:
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Go on.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story
February 2012
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Reblog if USUK.
chibitalex:
I want to follow every single one of you. c:
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
pockytardis:
johnlockismydivision:
-acrimony:
furyni:
yusufsfirmbutt:
purplemileyworld:
vivalapunks:
johnny-lennon:
walking-paranoia:
goodmorningmoon13:
‘My kid graduated today. Still shipping Johnlock.’
Never too old for reading gay porn.
Still wanna sex up The Beatles
^
Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter
still wishing yusuf is real
Richard, you ignorant...
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Thanks
For your responses.(:
I’ve been seeing all these pretty pictures and rants and stuff about homestuck.
I was thinking, well wtf is this?
http://bloosweater.tumblr.com/
http://lickthegerman.tumblr.com/
http://infinitelykoreanized.tumblr.com/
You guys are awesome! Thanks for the help ^^b <3
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Remember when everybody had flip phones
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Everybody Would Be Like:
thefunniestpost!
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Someone PLEASE Enlighten Me
What is Homestuck?
I see it all over Tumblr…
Please somebody Dx
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Sweet Devil
Sorry. I just had too.
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